Dear Kulongoski, 8-28-07
As now being “gay” is ‘alright’ I want to know how to
explain some things to our children. We are
having some trouble with definitions in our school and
because you seem to be an authority on the subject thought
perhaps you could help us out. Maybe you would want
to incorporate it into a state wide school curriculum.
- When you tell a child you should wash their hands
after they use the bathroom and they answer ‘why, when
the Governor said it is ok to suck another guys cock.’
- Felching -
- This is a verb I understand, something about sticking
things up your partners rectum and that could be
anything from light bulbs to rodents. How do I
explain that is “OK” there governor, wash your hands
after using the bathroom because it is unclean but it is
“OK” to run gerbils up your friends butt?
- Here is another one from the new “OK” dictionary but
I’m having trouble with it too. Isn’t someone who
practices pederast, a pedophile? Don’t we have
laws against that? I guess you are going to get
them vacated now that it is “OK” ?
- vegitarian -
- is it really spelled like that? I understand
that is someone who doesn’t fellate or doesn’t ‘suck’ or
‘blow’. Do I have that right Ted? Are
you a vegitarian?
Actually Ted there is a long list of words like this many
of which I have never heard of, are in no dictionary and
often cannot be found in the internet and if they are it
is an obscure site. So tell me Ted, are any of these
words going to be on the school curriculum this year and
are they going to start appearing in the spelling
bee? So I have been asked, if the word is OK than
the action must be OK? Let me know Ted, I’ll
be anxious to find out just where you stand on this.
Find your governor, get this sorted out please.